APOLOGIES, I HAVE NONE LLP

💤Zombieactive
OC402068 · llp · incorporated 2015-10-02
Investment thesis
Zombie company — trading but stalled; unlikely mover.
Why interesting: Quiet, steady; could be a succession or carve-out candidate with the right conversation.
Why risky: No growth signal; thin margin for error on price.
🔒Estimated value
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Turnover
not disclosed
Net worth
book net assets
Opportunity
71/100
Strong
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Investor take
Pursue
Strong opportunity: active trading company with strong profile and bankable structure.

Opportunity 71/100 (strong), bankability 75/100. Share purchase looks the cleaner deal structure. Most likely exit: strategic trade sale (63/100).

Data confidence

Overall: low (54/100)

Sparse data coverage. Treat AI-generated outputs as preliminary. Manual diligence essential.

Company profile
address, no SIC, incorporation date
80
Financials
No iXBRL financials extracted
0
Lenders & charges
Confirmed no charges registered
85
Directors & officers
3 officers (3 active, 3 linked, 3 with DOB)
90
Ownership & PSC
1 active PSC(s) of 1 total, 1 with control declared
90
Director network
Network not yet resolved
30
Filing history
29 filings on record
85
Gazette notices
No matching gazette notices (standard for active companies)
60
Opportunity Score
71/100Strong
PassWatchWorth a lookStrongExceptional 

Solid opportunity signal. Worth a dedicated memo and management meeting.

Business quality
70
Active, clean filings, stable charge profile.
Acquirability
50
Some acquirability indicators.
Risk profile
85
Few red flags.
Signal strength
80
Good data coverage for analysis.

Recent activity

Last 30 days
0
filings
Last 90 days
0
filings
Last 180 days
0
filings
Counts from Companies House filing history.
Corporate timeline (29 events)Click to expand
  1. 2025-10-14
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    confirmation-statement-with-no-updates
    confirmation-statement · LLCS01
  2. 2025-07-09
    📄
    accounts-with-accounts-type-micro-entity
    accounts · AA
  3. 2024-10-19
    📄
    confirmation-statement-with-no-updates
    confirmation-statement · LLCS01
  4. 2024-06-21
    📄
    accounts-with-accounts-type-micro-entity
    accounts · AA
  5. 2023-10-10
    📄
    confirmation-statement-with-no-updates
    confirmation-statement · LLCS01
  6. 2023-08-16
    📄
    accounts-with-accounts-type-micro-entity
    accounts · AA
  7. 2022-10-14
    📄
    confirmation-statement-with-no-updates
    confirmation-statement · LLCS01
  8. 2022-07-26
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    accounts-with-accounts-type-total-exemption-full
    accounts · AA
  9. 2021-10-12
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    confirmation-statement-with-no-updates
    confirmation-statement · LLCS01
  10. 2021-08-05
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    accounts-with-accounts-type-total-exemption-full
    accounts · AA
  11. 2020-10-08
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    confirmation-statement-with-no-updates
    confirmation-statement · LLCS01
  12. 2020-10-04
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    change-registered-office-address-limited-liability-partnership-with-date-old-address-new-address
    address · LLAD01
  13. 2020-10-04
    📄
    change-person-member-limited-liability-partnership-with-name-change-date
    officers · LLCH01
  14. 2020-10-04
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    change-person-member-limited-liability-partnership-with-name-change-date
    officers · LLCH01
  15. 2020-07-30
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    accounts-with-accounts-type-micro-entity
    accounts · AA
  16. 2019-11-06
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    change-person-member-limited-liability-partnership-with-name-change-date
    officers · LLCH01
  17. 2019-11-06
    📄
    change-person-member-limited-liability-partnership-with-name-change-date
    officers · LLCH01
  18. 2019-10-09
    📄
    confirmation-statement-with-no-updates
    confirmation-statement · LLCS01
  19. 2019-10-05
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    change-person-member-limited-liability-partnership-with-name-change-date
    officers · LLCH01
  20. 2019-07-10
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    accounts-with-accounts-type-micro-entity
    accounts · AA
  21. 2018-10-12
    📄
    confirmation-statement-with-no-updates
    confirmation-statement · LLCS01
  22. 2018-07-24
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    accounts-with-accounts-type-micro-entity
    accounts · AA
  23. 2018-03-08
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    accounts-with-accounts-type-micro-entity
    accounts · AA
  24. 2018-01-03
    📄
    confirmation-statement-with-no-updates
    confirmation-statement · LLCS01
  25. 2018-01-03
    📄
    change-person-member-limited-liability-partnership-with-name-change-date
    officers · LLCH01
  26. 2015-10-02
    🏢
    Company incorporated
    As APOLOGIES, I HAVE NONE LLP
  27. 2015-10-02
    MCKENZIE, Joshua appointed
    llp-designated-member
  28. 2015-10-02
    SMALL, Simon David appointed
    llp-designated-member
  29. 2015-10-02
    WATSON, Joseph appointed
    llp-designated-member

Owner dependency

50/100
Moderate — manageable with handover

Some founder dependency, but not acute. A structured handover period should cover most risk.

Succession & seller-readiness

30/100
Weak signal

Limited succession signal. Not a near-term off-market candidate.

Red flags

clean
No red flags detected from available public data. (This is not a clean bill of health — detailed accounts review still recommended.)

Shareholders & ownership

1 active beneficial owner
NameSharesVoting rightsNature of controlNotified
Mr Joshua Mark Drew Mckenzie
Individual · British · DOB 05/1983 · age 43
sig. influencesignificant influence06/04/2016

From Companies House Persons with Significant Control filings. Share ranges are banded per the public PSC regime.

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Company details

Statusactive
Typellp
Incorporated2015-10-02
Jurisdictionengland-wales
Primary SIC

Registered office

9 Southchurch Road
London
E6 6DZ
England

Filing status

Accounts
Next due: 2026-07-31
Last made up to: 2024-10-31
Confirmation statement
Next due: 2026-10-15
Last: 2025-10-01

Officers (3 active · 0 resigned)

MCKENZIE, Joshua
llp-designated-member · ~43y · appointed 2015-10-02
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Active
SMALL, Simon David
llp-designated-member · ~37y · appointed 2015-10-02
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Active
WATSON, Joseph
llp-designated-member · ~40y · appointed 2015-10-02
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Active

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Recent filings (29 total)

confirmation-statement-with-no-updates
confirmation-statement · LLCS01
2025-10-14
accounts-with-accounts-type-micro-entity
accounts · AA
2025-07-09
confirmation-statement-with-no-updates
confirmation-statement · LLCS01
2024-10-19
accounts-with-accounts-type-micro-entity
accounts · AA
2024-06-21
confirmation-statement-with-no-updates
confirmation-statement · LLCS01
2023-10-10
accounts-with-accounts-type-micro-entity
accounts · AA
2023-08-16
confirmation-statement-with-no-updates
confirmation-statement · LLCS01
2022-10-14
accounts-with-accounts-type-total-exemption-full
accounts · AA
2022-07-26
confirmation-statement-with-no-updates
confirmation-statement · LLCS01
2021-10-12
accounts-with-accounts-type-total-exemption-full
accounts · AA
2021-08-05
confirmation-statement-with-no-updates
confirmation-statement · LLCS01
2020-10-08
change-registered-office-address-limited-liability-partnership-with-date-old-address-new-address
address · LLAD01
2020-10-04
change-person-member-limited-liability-partnership-with-name-change-date
officers · LLCH01
2020-10-04
change-person-member-limited-liability-partnership-with-name-change-date
officers · LLCH01
2020-10-04
accounts-with-accounts-type-micro-entity
accounts · AA
2020-07-30